How do you know if siopao meat is made of cat, rat or dog?
pinch a piece of siopao and let the cat smell it.
if the cat likes it.......... rat,
if it doesn'nt... cat,
if it runs.... dog!
The Tight Skirt
A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more.
the skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more.
She still couldn't get the bus and lowered the zipper a third time. all of the sudden. she felt two hands of her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes and said very indignantly, "sir", I do'nt know you well enough for you to behave in such manner!!!!".
The man smiled coyly and said" Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!".
An alcoholic son's letter to his dad:
Beer dad,
gin na ko mag-iinom whisky kelan.
tanduayan mo yan
Your San,
Miguel
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