MISIS: Dir, bakit may black eyes ka?
Mister: Paakyat kasi ako sa eskaleytor s megamol.
Napansin ko na naipit yung mini-skirt ng babaing nsa unhan ko
sa pagitan ng kaniyang puwit. Inis -strectch ko.
tapos, hinarap niya ako at sinutok ako s kaliwang mata.
Misis: Naiintindihan ko yon. Pero paano mo nakuha yung black eye mo s kanang mata?
Mister: E kasi, akala ko gusto niyang nakaipit talaga yung palda niya, kaya binalik ko ulit
Biyernes, Disyembre 23, 2011
An Alcoholic Son's letter to his Dad:
Beer dad,
Gin na ko magiinom whisky kelan
Tanduayan mo yan.
YourSan
Miguel
Gin na ko magiinom whisky kelan
Tanduayan mo yan.
YourSan
Miguel
Opps.. Wrong Number
A man calls home and the Maid answers phone. He says, "Can i speak to my wife?"
She says, "no, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend.".
the man replies "ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Gos upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "OK." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "OK, they're both dead. What should i do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and i'll take care of them when i get home."
She says, "we don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"
She says, "no, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend.".
the man replies "ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Gos upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "OK." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "OK, they're both dead. What should i do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and i'll take care of them when i get home."
She says, "we don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"
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